according to Joe Alioto Veronese [wrong, he wasn't an eye witness], a prominent [wrong, only Joe thinks he is prominent] lawyer and former candidate for district attorney
he was approached [wrong, Don did the approaching and initiated things by bear spraying the other person] by three men [wrong, just a single person]
They [it was just one person] slashed his face with a knife [wrong, there was never a knife]
Supervisor Stefani, who called the victim a friend, linked the incident to San Francisco’s police officer shortage [um, no, it was because Don was a Techbro hero in bear spraying the deplorable homeless people]
Stefani tried to dispel any notion that she was fear mongering [wrong, you are totally fear mongering] because “this is what’s really happening,” [wrong, the truth eventually came out] ... “I believe it is a direct result of the fact that we do not have enough officers on our street.” [wrong, it was because of Don being a Techbro Hero and bear spraying the undesirables].
"it’s not safe anywhere. Nobody is safe in this city,” [wrong, SF is a very safe city as long as you don't attack people with bear spray] Alioto Veronese said