The best way to make a positive change in society is to Tweet about the true issues facing us today. But it needs to be a truly stupendous tweet, one that non-techbros would surely regret and delete. We are keeping track of some of the epic techbroSF (and bro adjacent) tweets as a historic record of accomplishment. Blue checked tweeters only, of course. If there are particular wise techBro nuggets that we might have missed, suggest it to us.
Elon always has something well thought out to tweet
Very sorry to hear that. Many people I know have been severely assaulted.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 5, 2023
Violent crime in SF is horrific and even if attackers are caught, they are often released immediately.
Is the city taking stronger action to incarcerate repeat violent offenders @BrookeJenkinsSF?
Prison for Peskin
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 3, 2023
Lynching is a cost effective form of reducing crime!
Our society seems to have become seriously complacent.
— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) April 9, 2023
100 years ago in SF people were publicly hung for their crimes. Often by vigilante groups that wanted to send a message.
The hangings worked. Crime would plummet after a few of them. Often for many months at a time.
I might not live in SF but as a techbro I have opinions!
Bob Lee was a friend to me & multiple people in my firm. My heart goes out to his loved ones.
— Matt Ocko (@mattocko) April 5, 2023
Chesa Boudin, & the criminal-loving city council that enabled him & a lawless SF for years, have Bob’s literal blood on their hands. Take action.
Cc @garrytan @sampullara https://t.co/5CJ4Ct8qRb
When ranting about lunatics one should always use all caps
THESE ARE THE LUNATICS RUNNING SAN FRANCISCO
— @jason (@Jason) April 7, 2023
EVIL INCOMPETENT FOOLS & GRIFTERS WHO ACCOMPLISH NOTHING EXCEPT ENABLING RAMPANT VIOLENCE
VOTE THEM OUT https://t.co/WzwsrBeCel
Yes, techbros everywhere are obsessed with poop
Do not read this if you are easily grossed out.
— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) August 11, 2022
Last night at a party I met a woman who left San Francisco after her dog walker told her the dogs were getting addicted to meth-laced feces.
Apparently they were running around the parks looking for it and then getting high.
Making billions off of a criminal enterprise is an excellent strategy!
Hmmm…. https://t.co/GpVLUT2wP0 pic.twitter.com/Xiyf1mYtFr
— Jerque Cousteau jerquecousteau.bsky.social (@neo_antiquarian) June 6, 2023
Being homeless is clearly far too desirable!
People seem to think that spending more on homelessness will reduce our homeless population.
— Diane Yap (@RealDianeYap) May 27, 2023
Unfortunately, it’s false: the more we spend, the more attractive we become.
Let’s try eliminating any program that would attract people like this to come or stay. https://t.co/mawybMJlqB
No congestion for vehicles that serve many people is clearly sign of inefficiency!
2 lanes of bumper to bumper cars and one completely empty muni lane.
— Diane Yap (@RealDianeYap) May 29, 2023
Looks like we paid tens (hundreds?) of millions for inefficiency. pic.twitter.com/T09kCh1UxM
We should all be proud of our political affiliations!
Oh!
— Diane Yap (@RealDianeYap) May 27, 2023
Do I get a prize if I win?
Vote for meeeeee! <3 <3 <3 https://t.co/D5913CmCLT
