San Francisco used to be a real City. But politicians have turned it into a dystopian hellhole with a doom-loop twist.That means that some people, some really special people, are taking TechbroSF.org to the next level. We are blessed to have such luminaries do what is right for San Fran. 

Techbro definition:

An obnoxious, entitled, educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech. Does not include mere tech workers who actually are socially award and who actually understand our society and try to sincerely make it better.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
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Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.

Where   we   are   now

We are frickin' rich and can buy whatever we want. Therefore we are buying off San Francisco politics. And to do that we are happy to step on the most down trodden: people suffering homeless and addiction. They can't fight back! So we can say anything we want to - like we should stop trying to save lives with Narcan and instead hire more and more police.

Leaders   of   TechbroSF

Michael Moritz - I'm worth $4.7B so I'm an expert at dealing with poverty and homelessness. I use my money to fund the new War on Drugs because seeing homeless people is icky.

Elon Musk - Chief Twit - I'm worth way more than Michael Moritz yet am actually homeless and have to sleep on couches when I fly in to SF. When Bob Lee was murdered by an acquaintance I immediately set things straight by Tweeting "Many people I know have been severely assaulted. Violent crime in SF is horrific and even if attackers are caught, they are often released immediately."

Gary Tan - You probably don't know me because I block everyone on Twitter, except for Elon of course. But I'm going to run this town so OBEY.

Jason Calacanis.- Frankly, I'm just a notorious tech dick so the others thought I should be part of this.

Rudy Rucker - I run the MonkeyShitForBrains ISP company that is used for techbroSF.org . That means I can do anything I want to, such as trying to destroy a San Francisco community garden, and then trying to get an illegal permit to fence out the community from property I don't even own. Parking über alles! Note that this picture is simply a link to Twitter. Thank you Elon!

Matt Ocko - VC dude. Once saw a poor person and it made me really uncomfortable. Don't even live in SF but am full fleged TechbroSF kind of guy. I'm famous for misrepresenting my friend Bob Lee's death by Tweeting "Chesa Boudin, & the criminal-loving city council that enabled him & a lawless SF for years, have Bob's literal blood on their hands."

Nancy Reagan - I'm the mother of the Just Say No drug solutions, do no harm be damned. Therefore I am honorary TechbroSF member.

Brian Armstrong - Crypto, not Crack is my mantra. And Fentanyl is nothing compared to NFTs. And if you don't like my attitude just get the fuck out of my way. And how dare the SEC sue us for operating as an unregistered broker and putting our customers at risk. You hurt my net worth! https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/binance-coinbase-ceo-fortunes-take-hit-after-sec-crypto-lawsuits

Chad (mad dog) Skrink - Actually, I'm just a stock photo, but I kind of look like a techBro so here I am.

Ron Conway - I'm suing the CIty because of flooding of my big house on Marina Blvd that is built on landfill. https://webapps.sftc.org/ci/CaseInfo.dll?CaseNum=CGC24611633